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WESTERN SONG TITLES
Do
You Love as Good as You Look? Get Your
Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Her Teeth Were Stained, but Her Heart Was Pure
Here's a Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares How
Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away? I
Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life I Don't
Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling I
Fell in a Pile of You and Got Love All over Me
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot about You I Wanna
Whip Your Cow I Would Have Wrote You a
Letter, but I Couldn't Spell Yuck! I'd
Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me Than a Frontal Lobotomy
I'm Just a Bug on the Windshield of Life
I've Got the Hungries for Your Love and I'm Waiting in Your Welfare Line
If I Can't Be Number One in Your Life, Then Number
Two on You If Love Were Oil, I'd Be a Quart
Low If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd
Blow It All on You If the Phone Don't Ring,
Baby, You'll Know It's Me If You Don't Leave
Me Alone, I'll Go and Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? Mama Get
the Hammer (There's a Fly on Papa's Head)
May the Bird of Paradise Fly up Your Nose My
Every Day Silver Is Plastic My John Deere
Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear
John Was Breaking My Heart My Wife Ran Off
with My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil on My Ears and My Glasses Are Slipping Down, but
Baby I Can See Through You Pardon Me, I've
Got Someone To Kill She Got the Gold Mine
and I Got the Shaft; She Got the Ring and I
Got the Finger She Made Toothpicks Out of
the Timber of My Heart She's Got Freckles on
Her, but She's Pretty Thank God and
Greyhound She's Gone They May Put Me In
Prison, but They Can't Stop My Face from Breakin' Out
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart When You Leave
Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd You
Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped that Sucker Flat
You Were Only a Splinter in My Ass as I Slid Down the Bannister of Life
You're the reason our kids are so ugly