Englishman goes Duck Hunting with a Texan

An Englishman had visited Texas and was telling his friends about his trip.
One fellow ask, "What most impressed you about Texans".
He replied, "Their confidence. A Texan took me duck hunting and we sat in a blind all
day and never saw a thing. Then about sundown a lone duck flew overhead, so
high you could hardly see it. When it was directly overhead the Texan raised his
shotgun and fired. The duck kept right on flying".
Then the Texan turned to me in amazement and said, "Son, yore witnessing
a miracle. Thar flies a dead duck".