Its so Hot/Dry in Texas

Its So Hot in Texas. . .

the birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.

the potatoes cook underground and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs

Its So Dry in Texas. . .

the cows are giving evaporated milk.

the trees are whistlin' for the dogs.

a sad Texan once prayed, "I wish it would rain. Not so much for me, 'cuz I've seen it -- but for my 7-year-old."