Lightbulb Jokes about

  Texas Universities

How many Aggies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three, one to screw it in, one to call it a tradition and the other to lead the yell, "Screw The Hell Outta the Lightbulb!"

How many University of Texas students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Four, one to screw it in, one boasts about how great the light bulbs were back when Darrel Royal was there and the other two leave about halfway through.

How many Rice students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to screw it in and the rest of the student body to relieve the stress of screwing it in by running naked through campus.

How many TCU students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Four, one to call Daddy to do it and the other three to find the perfect coordinating J Crew outfits.

How many Texas Tech students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
All of them: One to screw it in and the rest of the student body to try desperately to establish a rivalry with the other Big XII schools in lightbulb screwing.

How many University of Houston students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They don't want the gangs to know they're in there.

How many Baylor students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They haven't received electricity yet in Waco.

How many SMU students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, one to make the martinis and the other to hire someone else to screw the bulb in.