Texas medical terms

• Benign - What you be after you be eight.
• Artery - The study of paintings.
• Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
• Barium - What doctors do when patients die.
• Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
• Catscan - Searching for Kitty
• Cauterize - Make eye contact with her
• Colic - A sheep dog
• Coma - A punctuation mark
• D&C - Where Washington is
• Dilate - To live long
• Enema - Not a friend
• Fester - Quicker than someone else
• Fibula - A small lie
• G.I.Series - World series of military baseball
• Hangnail - What you hang your coat on
• Impotent - Distinguished, well known
• Labor Pains - Getting hurt at work
• Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
• Morbid - A higher offer than I did
• Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates
• Node - I knew it
• Outpatient - A person who has fainted
• Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
• Post Operative - A letter carrier
• Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
• Rectum - nearly killed him
• Secretion - Hiding something
• Seizure - Roman emperor
• Tablet - A small table
• Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
• Tumor - More than one
• Urine - Opposite of you're out
• Varicose - Near by/close by