After having their 11th
child, a Texas couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger
double wide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and
told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The
doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the
problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are
legal in Texas), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear
and count to 10.
The Texan said to the doctor, "I might not be the smartest guy in the
world, but I don't see how puttin' a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is
gonna help me."
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician
was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed
that they were from Texas. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a
cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to
10.
Figuring that two, learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit
a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began
to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . .", at which point he stopped, placed the
beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
This medical procedure also works in Tennessee, West Virginia, Kentucky and
Arkansas.