Top 10 Tourism Slogans

for the Republic of Texas

10. "Texas is for wackos."

9. "We won't have to hold *you* against your will."

8. "Where the deer and the antelope play...and the weird guy across the street is probably packin' an automatic rifle."

7. "Get off our land!"

6. "Don't wait for the next comet! Beam up...to Texas."

5. "Sunny beaches, rolling hills, armed stand-offs."

4. "Lien on us."

3. "Texas: illegally acquired; universally admired."

2. "Indulge your delusions of grandeur."

...and the number one new tourism slogan for the Republic of Texas:

1. "It really *is* a whole 'nother country!"